What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 11:32

A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?
-J W Pepper
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is your favourite colour and why?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
Goldfinger